Something to digest

Humour with lessons in them, regards to my dad who sent them to me.


Lesson I
Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document,and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?""Certainly," said the young executive.He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the startbutton."Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared insidethe shredder machine. "I just need one copy."


*LESSON - NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING.*



Lesson II

The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was
in charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:

Brain......... I should be in charge because I run all body functions.
Blood........ I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for thebrain.
Stomach...... I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.
Legs......... I should be in charge because I take the brain where itWants to go.
Eyes......... I should be in charge because I let the brain see whereit's going.
A s s h o l e.....I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.

All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad.To prove his point, the a s s h o l e immediately slammed tightly closedand stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.

Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 - The other organs agreed to let the a s s h o l e be in charge.


*MORAL OF THE STORY: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINKYOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE A S S H O L E THAT IS IN CHARGE.*.

Apple of my eye

Has anyone told you how beautiful you really are.
If there aren't any, I would.

My eye candy.

A face that warms my heart, no matter the countless times I look at it.
A look you always give, which just makes me forget all my worries,
Drowns me with emotion.
Feel, taste, admire, listen, scent, actions the 5 senses of a human body could do,
I just want to use all 5 of it on you.
Sandstorms would'nt take my vision off you.
Apple of my eye.



xoxo

Winter in Melb.

2nd friday night after I came back to melb.
Spent the night at Seven, the club's theme was Poker night
Girls in red, guys in black, well some of us just dress as we like

Back clubbin with the girls again

The only drink i had that night, Jagerbomb!

not a scandal-about-to-happen photo, just a good candid shot :)

Tight uni timetable this sem. with only Tuesday & the weekends off.
Temperature here is scrotum shrinking cold.

Blutonium Boy - Techno Gym

Pic took by some cameraman during the event at INFEKTED.
Great night with great music, Special guest Ganjaguru only played for an hour during 2am,
With different DJ's taking their turns each hour before and after that which was awesome as well.



Ah, dont look outstanding in the dark environment without my gold hair now

Hardtrance baby

Music to my ears.



Ganjaguru live at INFEKTED,
After so long it was good to be back to da place where shuffle is a norm,
Which I ended up shuffling all out the whole night with my hoodie :D

A fateful night

Thought it was going to be a smooth night before I left for Melbourne again,
But the unexpected and unpredictable happened,
Havoc and chaos,
Panic and traumatised,
Thankfully I was able to get to my senses in time,
We had to watch for each other stranded in the middle of nowhere,
Hostiles and danger surrounded us in every corner,
Pulled the damsel in distress away from danger and took her to safe grounds,
Helped the Brit to calm the angry mob,
To all the brothers and comrades who rushed to our aid,
A great indescribable appreciation to all,
We were there for each other ,
Minor physical wounds,
Thankfully it wasnt any worst,
Looking at the bright side,
It bonded us stronger and closer,
Hard and wiser,
By God and our guardian angels,
We are blessed :)

Time time time

Time can be by your side,
And sometimes not,
When catalystic opportunities came to your way,
Time was obstructing,
The odds were not in your favour,
You just think to yourself,
Why must this come at the wrong time,
Its better if it has not happened,
Saving pain and regret,
Was there a purpose for this.

In a blink of an eye,
Almost like a dream,
Im back to my retreat,
So Fuck You time,
For now.